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that feel when ur kinda suicidal but not rly bc ur not gonna kill urself u just wish u were dead
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“but the government can watch you over the pokemon go app” watch👏🏻 me👏🏻 catch this 👏🏻 jiggly puff
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Dont ask artists for free art you scrubs
How to waste your talent while losing your friends all at once because all you care about is money: A tumblr guide on how to be a cunt to those who admire you.
Imagine if the Mona Lisa was a commission and s/he had no money.
the mona lisa was a commission you shitshill, that’s how artists make a fucking living. it’s how we get the money to pay for things we need, because we don’t want to spend all our time working in a shitty job instead of doing things that are important to us, like working on personal projects or spending time with people we like. by thinking that you deserve free art is basically telling them “your time and skill isn’t worth anything but my personal enjoyment!” and if someone only wanted to be friends with me for free art, i don’t want that friendship because that sounds like an awful friend. artists are people with lives and often art is our only source of income and if you really admired us you would understand and support that.
i still laugh at how someone thought the mona lisa was a free painting. my god.
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what your pokemon go team really says about you
- Team Instinct: you are a wonderful person and i hope you have a nice day
- Team Mystic: you are a wonderful person and i hope you have a nice day
- Team Valor: you are a wonderful person and i hope you have a nice day
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.
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Lmfao this is one of my favorite posts
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ok but hear me out, quidditch games in the middle of the night
- all students praying mcgonagall wont find them out
- begging hermione to be the judge of the game
- the students playing IN THEIR PJ’S
- all houses playing together it’s a mess
- draco complaining about everything but begrudgingly having the time of his life
- “malfoy honestly you are gonna slip off that broom in those silk pj’s”
- slytherins and hufflepuffs vs gryffindors and ravenclaws
- they do it almost every friday night
- hagrid watches every single game and cheers for everyone equally
- the house elves all know and prepare them a feast of junk food after every game
- they have sleepovers at each other’s common rooms after the game because they are too exhausted to go to their own
- “can we crash in the slytherin dorm today”
- house unity AT ITS FINEST no one gives a fuck
- they are all tired af but no one wants to go to sleep so SLEEPOVERS
- everyone having extra mattresses under their beds for these occasions
- the paintings helping them sneak out by warning them if there’s a teacher coming or not
- THE TEACHERS NEVER FINDING OUT (actually they all know they just pretend they don’t)
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