99 bottles of self hate on the wall
take one down
toss it around
shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit
98 bottles of self hate on the wall
When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself?
no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles
this is actually a really good analogy
i try
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Fandoms by age:
Hunger games: 4 years old
Supernatural: 7 years old
Percy Jackson: 7 years old
Harry Potter: 15 years old
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 15 years old
(20 if you include the earlier movie)
Star Trek: 46 years old
Doctor who: 49 years old
Marvel: 73 years old
(Formerly timely comics)
Lord of the Rings: 75 years old
Sherlock: 125 years old
Merlin: 876 years old
You’ve lived a remarkably long life, Merlin fandom.
Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?
You are the innovator of our generation
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.
“You’re assignment is to write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
WHAT’S THE POINT OF THAT
